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High Fashion Promotional Palooza Comes to Knoxville

The first annual Bluegrass Fashion Show was held last Saturday in Knoxville, Kentucky. The exhibition featured students from the top fashion and merchandising schools in the tri-state area.
Participants had to make a dress with bathroom tissue in the allotted two hours.  The students were mentored by Don Ellis, “The Fashion Fellow” who is celebrating [...]

Wall Street Kneels Before “Chubby Louie”

Wall Street is abuzz over the latest Silicon Valley wonder boy. Only this time he really is a boy.
Louis “Chubby Louie” Jilson celebrated his seventh birthday, three months ago. Investment bankers were spotted at the door of his parents’ ranch, bearing original releases of Louie’s favorite antique video games, such as Pong and Tetris
Unlike [...]

Princess Diana Plague Outbreak

As the inquest into Princess Diana’s death continues, there has been a disease outbreak which medical authorities believe is related to the Princess.
Disease specialists theorize that Diana devotees started putting themselves at risk after the Princess was killed in a Paris car accident 10 years ago. The obsessive nature of interest; and the shear [...]

Traffic Light Angst

Dr. Aaron Jay says traffic lights must go. Despite controversy, the traffic psychologist maintains lights are unsafe; despoil the environment; prevent the individual from realizing his full potential. And these problems can be solved.
He asserts this form of traffic control stimulates aggression when drivers rush to make a green or yellow light; while being required [...]

Oklahoma Revenge, Indian Tribe Wins

Facts are coming forth about how and why members of the Seminole Indian tribe seized Duncan Doughnuts shops in the city of Redjacket, Oklahoma.  The capture of seven local franchises from the largest seller of coffee and donuts in the US is now in day three.
The Indian effort was well planned. War parties of six [...]

Navigation Units Pain Drivers

The Federal government has ordered the recall of in-car navigation systems due to driver problems.
 
These devices give motorists directions by map and voice. Defective 2007 units, manufactured by Alpine Electronics and Garmin International, have caused people to arrive at the wrong destination and suffer unnecessary repairs.
Fred Cushman, 76 of Fairfax, Virginia tells his story. [...]

Increased Terrorist Risk as Dolphins Disarm Navy

An environmental group won a court order today that prevents the use certain forms of detection and weaponry by the US military.
The National Resources Defense Council sued the armed forces on behalf of at-risk species identified by the US Department of the Interior. The ruling affects the Southern California area only.                                                                                               

The white-sided dolphin, yellow [...]

India Leader in Pregnancy Outsourcing

Many corporations have sent jobs to India to reduce costs. Now India is again on the cusp of a new outsourcing phase.  Indian women are having babies for infertile couples in other countries.
As the work of information technology is outsourced via the internet, advances in biotechnology have enabled child bearing to be sent offshore. With [...]

Gore Loses Again, Supreme Court Awards Internet to Scoble

             In a narrow 5-4 Supreme Court decision, ownership of the internet passed from former Vice President Al Gore to Robert Scoble, the blogger extraordinaire of Scobleizer. 
One member of the small group of wonks and geeks which filed the suit in Scoble’s behalf declared, “This will change the digital landscape forever. Gore has a terrestrial [...]